Arab Royals
A: ‘Feeling bored ! lets go for hunting’
only one place comes to their mind Pakistan. Took a flight, lands in Karachi.
B: ‘Where is the permit?’
A ‘Don’t Worry, we are Royals’.
With all the official security Royals in SUVs on the way to Baluchistan.
B: ‘love to kill the houbora bastard, (to local) count it if you can loser
local: ‘Its National Park, hunting not allowed here’.
A ‘What? Don’t u know we are Royals, security take him away’.
European hunters
A: ‘Feeling bored! Lets go for hunting’.
B: ‘Where?’
A: ‘ummm poor country poor country poor country ahaah Pakistan. Show them the money, get a permit and hunt countless ibex and markhors up in the north no one ask, all losers there’. (Laughing)
Americans
A: ‘Feeling bored! lets go for hunting’.
B ‘where?’
A ‘ wanna use drones or agents on the field?
B ‘I know you talking about Pakistan’.
A: ‘Offcource mate, Select 1
B: lets play with drones
Target Killers
A: ‘Feeling Bored! lets go for hunting’
B: ‘Who’s next on the list?’
A: ‘Human Right Activist’
B: ‘Who is she?’
A: ‘I don’t know. Will check in news after her soul departure’
B: ‘Well ! Easy task, looser don’t have any security’
A: ‘OK you go alone than’
B: ‘ no way! you have to ride the bike and I will do the rest from the back’
Baloch Insurgents
A: ‘Feeling bored! lets go for hunting’
B: ‘Nah ! Lets just plant a bomb’
A: ‘OK! how about sui gas pipelines?
B: ‘Perfect’
Pakistan – A Hunting Ground for the World.
