10 things that will get you fired
1- Question corporate authority and make sure you link it with fascism.
2- Look down upon your superiors, treat them like the morons that they are.
3- Start a blog that tracks down all your company’s local and foreign illegal practices.
4- Circulate negative rumors about your superiors.
5- Make sketches of the CEO doing lewd things and pass it around the office.
6- If your boss is religious, make frequent mentions of how religion makes people delusional.
7- Send your boss an accidental text that says ‘Corporations are not people, they’re greedy pigs.’
8- Empower those below you to take a stand against corporate greed.
9- Edit your company’s Wikipedia page and mention the countless underpaid workers in your office.
10- Circulate a pamphlet in which you explain how firing the CEO will save the company loads of cash.